Hello dear readers, I have some good news - Morag has come out of hiding! Daisy, as persuasive as ever, managed to give her the self-confidence she needed, so Morag is going to have a short word with you.
"Ach, hullo," our hirsute friend said, shyly looking to the ground.
"See, that wasn't too hard, was it? I promise to protect you from Angus and nobody will talk about meat," I said to pacify Morag.
"Och aye, thanks," mumbled our shy sister.
"Ooh, looks like we have an email!" I said with excitement. The excitement quickly turned to disappointment, though. "Ah no, it's just spam."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHH! You promised not to mention meat," said Morag, storming off to look for another hiding place.
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