With the tragic news that 27 Whitney Houston songs are now expected to infiltrate the charts and make everyone's ears bleed in a mire of banal agony, I would like to take this opportunity to say I have never been so glad that Phil Collins is still alive.
On another note, with all these disparaging comments about Phil Collins I sincerely hope Steven Gerrard isn't reading this blog. After all, I don't want him getting upset and coming over to punch me in my big bovine head. It is pretty unlikely that professional footballers are reading this blog, though, as they must surely have other things to do first - like learn to read, for example.
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