Ok, here now is a picture of Angus because I promised him he could say a few words.
I have to warn you - Angus is so rude and arrogant he makes Simon Cowell look like the Dalai Lama. So those of you of a sensitive disposition should probably skip
this part. Over to you, Angus.
“Yes! I am GREAT! All the cows love me because I’m a sex
machine. My hobbies are shagging, being brilliant at everything I do, cows with
really big udders, shagging cows with really big udders, video games (I just
LOVE Grand Theft Tractor) and action films – if a film doesn’t contain explosions
and helicopters, and preferably exploding helicopters, then it’s not worth
watching. Remember my name because one day I’m gonna be a HUGE gangsta rapper.
Not sure what I’ll be called yet, but probably either The Bovine Beatbox, The
Bovine Beefbox, Moolio, Bull Doggy
Dogg, Jer-Z, CL Cool A or – my particular favourite at the moment – Beef Flava
Flav. But whatever I'm called I will ROCK! YEAH! Right, laters, mothershaggers!”
Stroganoffing Bourguignon! *looks round to check Morag can't hear me swear* Angus really is an absolute idiot. Sorry, readers!
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