It’s Question of the Day time!
It’s a slightly more intellectual one this time. Considering that the banks should be held
accountable for the continuing financial crisis and that the bailout of Greece
will inevitably be followed by a domino effect of more and more economic problems, in what
way would you – if you had the opportunity – most like to kill Phil Collins?
I was checking the statistics of my visitors and saw that
many of you do not speak English as a mother tongue, so if there is something you
don’t understand, here is a very useful link
My editor Denis works as a translator and uses this site to
do all of his translations.
You might have looked at some of my favourite music under my
profile. As a country girl I really should like country music, but unfortunately
it is a huge pile of Collins. I much prefer the Sex Pistols. One good thing
about country music, however, is that the song titles are sometimes brilliant.
Here are some of my favourites:
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You
Goodbye
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
You humans puzzle me sometimes. I mean, what enjoyment could you actually possibly get out of cow tipping? I originally thought it was along the
lines of giving bovine waitresses a bit of extra money for the quality of
service, but no – you humans actually sneak up to cows to push them over. In
case you don’t believe me, here is the documentary evidence.
What a disgrace. I mean, there must be better ways to spend
an afternoon than pushing over a poor, unsuspecting cow. But even this is more
understandable than another human pastime apparently very popular in Liverpool
- fly tipping.
The intricacy required to tip over a fly – surely it’s not worth the effort for
the amount of fun that can be derived from this cruel hobby.
More to follow soon
Buttercup x
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