Sorry for the lack of updates, dear readers, but as you can see from this picture, we've been on holiday in Corsica. It wasn't much fun squeezing into the Easyjet seats, but it was well worth it once we arrived.
It's now time to think of next year's holiday destination. Probably either Moonich, Istanbull or Moscow. Or maybe Jersey. I heard they really welcome cows here. Much more than they do in the Steak District anyway.