Holidays

Sorry for the lack of updates, dear readers, but as you can see from this picture, we've been on holiday in Corsica. It wasn't much fun squeezing into the Easyjet seats, but it was well worth it once we arrived.

It's now time to think of next year's holiday destination. Probably either Moonich, Istanbull or Moscow. Or maybe Jersey. I heard they really welcome cows here. Much more than they do in the Steak District anyway.

Cow pitch invasion!

Now I'm a big football fan. I shouldn't be really, considering the players wear dead cows on their feet to kick a ball made of dead cows, but still, it's good to watch. Here's a video of a friend of mine making her own pitch invasion


As a tribute to my friend's heroic act, here's a cow football team

Goalkeeper - Dino Stroganzoff

Centre backs - Jaap Stampede, Beef Curle

Full backs - Cowpatrice Evra, Benoit Grassou-Ekotto

Midfield - Dunga, Cesc Fabregrass, Franck Ribeye-ry, Diego Maradoner-Kebab (captain)

Forwards - Radamel Falcow, Steve Bull

Managed of course by Jose Moorinho