Films cows hate

On a similar note, there are lots of films we cows hate too. And not only ones with Hugh Grant in. Here are a few

Steakout
Pi(e)
The Spongiform SquarePants Movie
The Burger King and I
A Stroganofficer and a Gentleman
BSEtlejuice
The Loin King
Filet Mignon Her Majesty's Secret Service
King Konglet
Conan the Tartarian

Over to you, readers, if you have any ideas.

Twit or miss?

In a desperate attempt to postpone having to do work (and hopefully to drum up a bit of additional following for this blog as I slowly creep towards 1000 visits), I decided to join Twitter. Now personally I have never seen the point of microblogging but I thought I'd give it a go. And I suppose it's kind of handy on those days when I have less than 140 characters worth of interesting news to say (i.e. most days). So if you want to follow me there have a look at https://twitter.com/#!/Ruminator3.

Please stop the music

On this site you might have seen some of the songs we cows love, but there is plenty of music we really can't abide. And I don't just mean Phil Collins. Here's a list of some artists that a cow would never be found listening to

Abbatoir
Half Man, Half Brisket
Emerson, Steak and Palmer
Tina Tournedos
Duke Wellington
Sirloin Mixalot
Cole Porterhouse
T-Boney M
Veal 2 Veal (not even I Like To Moo It)
The Beef 52s
Chris de Burger
Chris de Burgh (thought I'd better put him twice on account of his super crapness)

Any other ideas dear readers?

Scary cows

Here's a delightful picture taken by my friend Phil. Any slaughterhouse workers seeing this picture of such menacing, kick-ass cows would run a mile in fear for their lives, so hurrah for Phil for telling the world that we cows can be bad udderf*ckers.

Cows in Strasbourg

Strasbourg is, in all senses, a fine place to live. Beautiful, great public transport (not that important for us cows, admittedly), and the best of Franco-German cuisine (well, French style with monster German portions). It is also a fantastic place for us cows to live, as you can see here

Reportage Vaches à la Robertsau from Zélie Chalvignac on Vimeo.

How cool is that? About a quarter of an hour from the centre of town is a home for cows, whose job it is to eat grass to help the environment! Since, like our sister Morag, they are Highland cows, they are perfectly equipped to live out in the open all year round too - winter is no problem for such hirsute bovines. For those who don't understand ze French, well, it doesn't really matter when there are such fantastic pictures.